A condensed version of John McCain's convention speech. Funny and true!
I want to thank the president for keeping us safe from more attacks like the one that he failed to prevent during his first term.As a first lady, Cindy will rock.I respect Sen. Obama. We're both Americans. But only one of us was a POW.After I win, I'll work closely with any other patriot who was a POW.My friends, please shut up with the "USA" chants. I have to finish this in prime time, before I get cut off for the local news.I know it's tough to be unemployed. If we didn't have a government, you'd all still have jobs. Sarah Palin will help me do away with government.Sarah Palin has a lot of kids, just like me. We could start our own little town in Alaska.Change is coming. We'll fix stuff. We're maverick repairmen.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter and those who matter, don't mind." - Dr. Suess "All My Possessions For A Moment of Time" -- Queen Elizabeth I
